*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
i cant believe u geek ass bitches are talking about HARRY POTTER shipping in the year of our lord 2014. Like, we all know the only important(AND CANON) couple in the HP universe is Draco Malfoy/ Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way
Sexuality- Eli Roth as “The Bear Jew” in Inglorious Basterds.